April 2010
1 post
This has scared me for life.
A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV,...
March 2010
4 posts
Fucking idiots.
kylexd:
gillaybeans:
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.
The Russians...
All I think about when I see TUMBLR is Cats vs....
January 2010
2 posts
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formspring.me
what would you do if you saw a cloud in the shape of a poo?
Eat it. ^_^
Wassup?
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formspring.me
Washup?
Um, the roof. and above that is the sky. and above that is space. and I’m sure David Tennant is flying around somewhere up there as well <3
Wassup?
December 2009
10 posts
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formspring.me
*follows you*
if you followed me, where am I hiding?
Ask me anything
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formspring.me
ahahaha, you just told me your hiding place..
…
*moves to a new secret hiding place*
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formspring.me
i found youu ;)
NO YOU DIDN’T! *hides under bed*
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formspring.me
ninja ninja.
i so ninja that batman can’t catch me.
nuurnurrrr
I tried adopting a domain called nextninja and I made a kickass layout and I got rejected. I was gutted :’(
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formspring.me
why you so gangsta?
I just iz. Why iz you so ninja?
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formspring.me
WOO HOO. U won another domain!!!! THAT FAT CHANCE HAPPENED TO BE THIN! XD Any comments? :3
Hahahha. I got lucky??
I’ve entered so many though!
I realised why I never won any in any other competitions though.. I never connected my Twitter account to my NameCheap account. Fail.
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BECCA! :OO
KYLE! :OO
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cheese willy
Onion bum
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Welcome!! Let us haunt eachother and the others, shall we not? :3
We shall! :)
I’m getting excited with all this formspring shizz :)
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What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?
Rasberry Ripple, <3
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October 2009
8 posts
formspring: tampons are not for noses
loveisdead:
I’m aware of that. :P
Still, thats what ALLOT of guys tend to use them for. ;)
LMAO
I want another cats vs. sharks style thing.
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bury-me:
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bury-me:
That was so fun spamming Tumblr with cats. :)
haha i started like 2 days before it ended xD
Naw, that’s no fun! I started like, two days after it started :P 99% of my posts here are cats! :P
Haha xD maybe with differnet animals this time!! guinea pigs and… spiders? lol. Guinea pigs FTW!!!
Eeeep no! I don’t like guinea pigs.. they’re...
I want another cats vs. sharks style thing.
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bury-me:
That was so fun spamming Tumblr with cats. :)
haha i started like 2 days before it ended xD
Naw, that’s no fun! I started like, two days after it started :P 99% of my posts here are cats! :P
I want another cats vs. sharks style thing.
That was so fun spamming Tumblr with cats. :)
LOL MY TUMBLARITY IS ONE. Just to show how much it...
I feel like Tumblr is becoming a chore. I'm bored...
September 2009
25 posts
Shall I have a shower now or later?
CAN'T BREAK ME DOWN. BURY ME BURY ME I AM FINISHED...
Mum just pulled out some sickening denim long-coat...
“Let’s unwrite these pages and replace them with our own words.”
– Swing Life Away - Rise Against.
apparently white people like the following
xskylines:
I stole this from Sarah and bolded my own likes from the list.
* #128 Camping * #127 Where the Wild Things Are * #126 Vespa Scooters * #125 Bob Marley * #124 Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy * #123 Mad Men * #122 Moleskine Notebooks * #121 Funny or Ironic Tattoos * #120 Taking a Year Off * #119 Sea Salt * #118 Ugly Sweater Parties * #117 Political Prisoners * #116...
funny omegle conversation
You: OMG MY WATERS JUST BROKE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I'M ON HERE HOPING TO FIND A NURSE TO TALK ME THROUGH IT. HELP ME PLEASE!
Stranger: your waters?
You: I'M HAVING A FUCKING BABY
You: HELP
Stranger: oh....
You: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I DO?
Stranger: where are you from anyway?
You: ENGLAND. BUT DOES THAT MATTER RIGHT NOW? WHAT DO I DO!?!?! THIS IS FUCKING PAINFUL YOU KNOW!
Stranger: well stay calm
Stranger: and keep talking to me
You: I'M TRYING!
Stranger: so is this your first baby?
You: YES!
You: I THINK IT'S COMING!
Stranger: a girl or boy?
You: I DON'T KNOW. I ASKED THE SCAN-LADY NOT TO TELL ME. IT'S A SUPRISE
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so where is the father?
You: WORKING. AND HIS MOBILES TURNED OFF. I CANT CONTACT HIM AND I'M ALONE :'(
Stranger: stay with me, you are doing great
Stranger: so is this a planned baby?
You: OMG THE AMBULANCE IS HERE
You: THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP YOU'RE AMAZING
LMFAO.
I wish you could 'like' your own posts.
I'M STILL LAUGHING THAT THE MAIN THING I'VE...
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paper-heart started following you
sometypicalbullshit:
why thankyou :)
haha thanks for following me too ^-^
Tumblarity pisses me off.
Just thought I’d let you all know that. :)
I feel so offline-ish. I miss being online. :(
REBLOG IF YOU HATE HAVING PERIODS. A LOT.
faketragedy:
hyperactivefreakazoid:
dirtyrawr:
verbalism:
(via prescindemily)
Uh, fuck periods.
Urgh.. yeah fuck them.. but my body is that weird that I don’t get them every month.. sometimes it just makes breaks of 2-3 months before the next one..
Ugh, guys are so lucky. Seriously. They have no idea!
Dear one.com
You are worse than Parade. Yes, that is bad.
I hate you.
Yours sincerely,
Becca.
PS: I hate you.
Going shopping tomorrow,
Sounds like more fun the the coursework I had planned. :)