idgivemyheart:

jeorgina:

animalmasks:

abooth202:

glassheartsandsuperglue:

loveyourchaos:

(via scarymansion)

Aww.

yerawizardharry:

:)

why Hello there, Mister :)

formspring: tampons are not for noses

loveisdead:

I’m aware of that. :P

Still, thats what ALLOT of guys tend to use them for. ;)

LMAO

I want another cats vs. sharks style thing.

snap-beat:

bury-me:

snap-beat:

bury-me:

That was so fun spamming Tumblr with cats. :)

haha i started like 2 days before it ended xD

Naw, that’s no fun! I started like, two days after it started :P 99% of my posts here are cats! :P

Haha xD maybe with differnet animals this time!! guinea pigs and… spiders? lol. Guinea pigs FTW!!!

Eeeep no! I don’t like guinea pigs.. they’re strangeee. :P (no offence if you have any). Me+Mia think they should do Pirates vs. Ninjas XD

I want another cats vs. sharks style thing.

snap-beat:

bury-me:

That was so fun spamming Tumblr with cats. :)

haha i started like 2 days before it ended xD

Naw, that’s no fun! I started like, two days after it started :P 99% of my posts here are cats! :P

I want another cats vs. sharks style thing.

That was so fun spamming Tumblr with cats. :)

LOL MY TUMBLARITY IS ONE. Just to show how much it sucks :)

I feel like Tumblr is becoming a chore. I'm bored of it.

Shall I have a shower now or later?

CAN'T BREAK ME DOWN. BURY ME BURY ME I AM FINISHED WITH YOU!

Mum just pulled out some sickening denim long-coat thing and asked if I'd wear it. Um, no?

Let’s unwrite these pages and replace them with our own words.

Swing Life Away - Rise Against.

apparently white people like the following

xskylines:

I stole this from Sarah and bolded my own likes from the list.

* #128 Camping
* #127 Where the Wild Things Are
* #126 Vespa Scooters
* #125 Bob Marley
* #124 Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy
* #123 Mad Men
* #122 Moleskine Notebooks
* #121 Funny or Ironic Tattoos
* #120 Taking a Year Off
* #119 Sea Salt
* #118 Ugly Sweater Parties
* #117 Political Prisoners
* #116 Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore
* #115 Promising to Learn a New Language
* #114 America (really? WTF?)
* #113 Halloween
* #112 Hummus
* #111 Pea Coats
* #110 Frisbee Sports
* #109 The Onion
* #108 Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music
* #107 Self Aware Hip Hop References
* #106 Facebook
* #105 Unpaid Internships
* #104 Girls with Bangs
* #103 Sweaters
* #102 Children’s Games as Adults
* #101 Being Offended
* #100 Bumper Stickers
* #99 Grammar
* #98 The Ivy League
* #97 Scarves
* #96 New Balance Shoes
* #95 Rugby
* #94 Free Healthcare
* #93 Music Piracy
* #92 Book Deals
* #91 San Francisco
* #90 Dinner Parties
* #89 St. Patrick’s Day
* #88 Having Gay Friends
* #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes
* #86 Shorts
* #85 The Wire
* #84 T-Shirts
* #83 Bad Memories of High School
* #82 Hating Corporations
* #81 Graduate School
* #80 The Idea of Soccer
* #79 Modern Furniture
* #78 Multilingual Children
* #77 Musical Comedy
* #76 Bottles of Water
* #75 Threatening to Move to Canada
* #74 Oscar Parties
* #73 Gentrification
* #72 Study Abroad
* #71 Being the only white person around
* #70 Difficult Breakups
* #69 Mos Def
* #68 Michel Gondry
* #67 Standing Still at Concerts
* #66 Divorce
* #65 Co-Ed Sports
* #64 Recycling
* #63 Expensive Sandwiches
* #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
* #61 Bicycles
* #60 Toyota Prius
* #59 Natural Medicine
* #58 Japan
* #57 Juno
* #56 Lawyers
* #55 Apologies
* #54 Kitchen Gadgets
* #53 Dogs
* #52 Sarah Silverman
* #51 Living by the Water
* #50 Irony
* #49 Vintage
* #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
* #47 Arts Degrees
* #46 The Sunday New York Times
* #45 Asian Fusion Food
* #44 Public Radio
* #43 Plays
* #42 Sushi
* #41 Indie Music
* #40 Apple Products
* #39 Netflix
* #38 Arrested Development
* #37 Renovations
* #36 Breakfast Places
* #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
* #34 Architecture
* #33 Marijuana
* #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
* #31 Snowboarding
* #30 Wrigley Field
* #29 80s Night
* #28 Not having a TV
* #27 Marathons
* #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)
* #25 David Sedaris
* #24 Wine
* #23 Microbreweries
* #22 Having Two Last Names
* #21 Writers Workshops
* #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture
* #19 Traveling
* #18 Awareness
* #17 Hating their Parents
* #16 Gifted Children
* #15 Yoga
* #14 Having Black Friends
* #13 Tea
* #12 Non-Profit Organizations
* #11 Asian Girls
* #10 Wes Anderson Movies
* #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
* #8 Barack Obama
* #7 Diversity
* #6 Organic Food
* #5 Farmer’s Markets
* #4 Assists
* #3 Film Festivals
* #2 Religions their parents don’t belong to
* #1 Coffee
either whoever did this is fucking judgemental or i am not white.

LOL I am clearly not white then.

victimizes:

heysilly:

vitoseechung:

lovethepaparazzi:

yourguitarrr:

(via tpobawallflower)

WIN.

HAHAHAHAHA THIS KINDA MADE ME SING!

funny omegle conversation

• You: OMG MY WATERS JUST BROKE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I'M ON HERE HOPING TO FIND A NURSE TO TALK ME THROUGH IT. HELP ME PLEASE!
• Stranger: your waters?
• You: I'M HAVING A FUCKING BABY
• You: HELP
• Stranger: oh....
• You: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I DO?
• Stranger: where are you from anyway?
• You: ENGLAND. BUT DOES THAT MATTER RIGHT NOW? WHAT DO I DO!?!?! THIS IS FUCKING PAINFUL YOU KNOW!
• Stranger: well stay calm
• Stranger: and keep talking to me
• You: I'M TRYING!
• Stranger: so is this your first baby?
• You: YES!
• You: I THINK IT'S COMING!
• Stranger: a girl or boy?
• You: I DON'T KNOW. I ASKED THE SCAN-LADY NOT TO TELL ME. IT'S A SUPRISE
• Stranger: lol
• Stranger: so where is the father?
• You: WORKING. AND HIS MOBILES TURNED OFF. I CANT CONTACT HIM AND I'M ALONE :'(
• Stranger: stay with me, you are doing great
• Stranger: so is this a planned baby?
• You: OMG THE AMBULANCE IS HERE
• You: THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP YOU'RE AMAZING
• LMFAO.