A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn’t watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn’t want children watching too much garbage). So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent’s room. Of course, the parents said it was OK, but the babysitter had one final request… she asked if she could cover up the clown statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, at the very least close the blinds, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, “..Take the children and get out of the house…we will call the police. We do not have a clown statue.”
The police found all three of the house occupants dead within three minutes of the call. No statue was found.
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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.
The Russians used a pencil.
the russians used a pencil
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Fast (via j u s t i n .)
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OMG
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what would you do if you saw a cloud in the shape of a poo?
Eat it. ^_^
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Washup?
Um, the roof. and above that is the sky. and above that is space. and I’m sure David Tennant is flying around somewhere up there as well <3
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*follows you*
if you followed me, where am I hiding?
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ahahaha, you just told me your hiding place..
…
*moves to a new secret hiding place*
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i found youu ;)
NO YOU DIDN’T! *hides under bed*
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ninja ninja. i so ninja that batman can’t catch me. nuurnurrrr
I tried adopting a domain called nextninja and I made a kickass layout and I got rejected. I was gutted :’(
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why you so gangsta?
I just iz. Why iz you so ninja?
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WOO HOO. U won another domain!!!! THAT FAT CHANCE HAPPENED TO BE THIN! XD Any comments? :3
Hahahha. I got lucky??
I’ve entered so many though!
I realised why I never won any in any other competitions though.. I never connected my Twitter account to my NameCheap account. Fail.
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BECCA! :OO
KYLE! :OO
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